Saturday, December 20, 2014

A Prayer for the Stressed (Not that anyone is right now:-)

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
And 5% on Friday

And help me to remember...
When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up it takes
     42 muscles to frown,
     28 muscles to smile
     and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.

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